My name is Jonathan. I'm an introvert.
Posted at 10:42 AM  Eternalink

Minutes

From our condominium association minutes for the meeting of Dec. 12:

2. Bernie Winter is a she, not a he.
Motion made by Wendy. Seconded by Jon.

No, we didn't actually vote on someone's sex. This was a cut-and-paste error that had me giggling like a fool for about 10 minutes, unaccompanied, in our February 6 meeting.
Posted at 10:15 AM  Eternalink

My last five meals

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, Taco Time, The Tower Cafe, Pizza Hut.

I'm not on a cleanse, I'm on a clog.

Posted at 3:01 PM  Eternalink